Musings

Good evening, and welcome to this week’s celebrity interview. I’m Larry Sommers. This week we are very lucky to have with us a woman of great stature in the world of literature. Her works are rooted in the Greek traditions but has inspired writings in virtually all languages of the world. Her talents are unmatched and along with her eight sisters, they form a dominating force in the artistic development of the western hemisphere. Please welcome, a very special guest, Erato, the muse of poetry.

Erato: Thank you Larry, thank you very much.
Larry: So Erato, you are best known as a daughter of Zeus which makes you a demigod. I know I will get in trouble for asking this of a lady, but how old are you?
Erato: Oh, you don’t have to be embarrassed. I’m nearly 4,000 years old.
Larry: You don’t look a day over 18.
Erato: (Giggles) I know. It’s what happens to us demigods.
Larry: You are the muse of poetry. What is it that you do exactly?
Erato: Well, it’s my job to be inspirational to poets. Anyone who wants to write a poem will find me there. You see, the ancient Greeks – as we call them today –wanted to communicate as beautifully as they could. Prose was not enough. After I was born, I worked with the great poet Aristpapoutsi and inspired him to integrate rhythm into the written word. His work became an instant bestseller. Scribes couldn’t carve stone tablets fast enough. We sold nearly 500 copies. Keep in mind, only 600 people in the known world could read at that time. It is unfortunate that none of his works survive to this day.
Larry: What is the most challenging aspect of your job?
Erato: Really, the most challenging part is illiteracy. For instance, during the height of the Greek era, I had four under-muses and they each had several underunder-muses, each with a full compliment of workers and staff. Responsibilities were divided by languages and regions. Enough poems were being produced to keep all of us very busy. However, during the dark ages, the entire department was let go and I easily covered all of Europe alone. After a few centuries of that, I was even in danger of being downsized and sent to early retirement. Luckily, the renaissance kicked in when it did!
Larry: What do you consider your best work?
Erato: That’s a tough one, as there’s so many great works. There are really two that stands out. The first one is Dante’s Divine Comedy. That took so much effort both of our parts. You see, Dante, by that point, wasn’t really interested in writing anymore. He felt that he was pass his prime and was more inclined to tend to his vineyard. It took years to convince him to write seriously again. When he did, he really put his heart into it and voila, you get Purgatory.
Larry: What’s the second one?
Erato: Sam I Am. It looks so simple yet if one takes the time to examine the underlying structure, one can see the works of a genius.
Larry: Well, that’s all the time we have for now. Thank you for joining us, Erato.
Erato: It was my pleasure.
Larry: And now, an inspiration:

My guest for next week -
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The Unknown Soldier